Jaws, Mav's Cortes Bank, fret not. Your status is unchallenged by this video. But, surf world, before you guffaw at board length and general hoo-har, perhaps just be grateful for change, that it's not another 4mins of lay day air reveres.

No, wait... on second thoughts, guffaw.

You saw Slater, Jordy, Taj etc Monday Peniche freesurf vid, right?