If there were a video to tear a banjo string to this week, Mikey Wright’s Root is probably it.
Exuberance typically high, mullet typically tossed for effect, Mikey’s surfing isn’t so much pedal to the metal as foot to the floor… with the feet belonging to Justin Gatlin after an afternoon sesh of Ritilin, ‘roids and bull semen, pounding the floor from the inside of Fred Flintstone’s car.
The carnt sure does surf fast and rock hard, to quote Quik period meme circa 1990.
And for those of ya that think Mikey Wright is Matt Hoy reincarnated and sped up for millennials, he ain’t.
Matt Hoy is still alive.