Here, then, are some notable goings-on from behind the scenes at the Hurley Pro. They include: a glimpse into John John’s goody bag; an insight into Hiroto Oharra’s wish list, at the top of which sits a Porsche; typically profound musings from the mouth and mind of Brett Simpson; Bruce Irons’ and Sunny Garcia’s attempts to acquire surfboards; and yet more sharp-toothed underwater activity in Mick Fanning’s close vicinity.