LOVE SURFBOARDS? LOVE DICKS? YOU'LL LOVE THE DICK SHAPED SURFBOARD!
Funny bugger Paul Fischer's latest wacky stunt... the phallic shred stick!
Paul Fisher has once again induced a global ripple of chuckle with his latest clip, this one featuring him riding a penis shaped surfboard.
The thing goes pretty well too.
Be honest, have you done a turn like the one at 1min27s lately on a conventional craft? Me neither!
So those are the pluses, but us being us, we couldn't hold back on a couple of critiques...
The outline is pretty decent, I can understand why the balls are somewhat under-sized... But seriously, couldn't we have had a wee bit more effort on the spray?
It's like, as if anyone, ever, hasn't drawn the little veins on the shaft. Plus, couldn't we have had a bit of purple on the bell end??? Would a few pubes have been too much too ask???
Still, a good effort all round. Stay tuned for the vagina-themed bodyboard!