"That was sick!" says woman. "Who is that?"

"I dunno," says man, perplexed. "But he got some style."

No shit Sherlock.

The real Sherlock Holmes would have swiftly deduced that "he" was in fact 11-time world champ and second greatest athlete ever to have lived, Kelly Slater, enjoying what PureDIGITALMaui, providers of the above clip, reckon was his first ever surf at Peahi. A quick Google search however turned up this old footage, leading us to suspect that he may have surfed there before but only with jet-powered assistance, which doesn't really count anyway.