And when we say pumping, we mean puh-umping — pronounced with, like, at least three syllables. The world tour was long gone, Mick and Julian were back in Australia signing autographs and sitting through press conference after press conference, but Kelly Slater wasn’t going anywhere. He stayed behind for a few weeks and enjoyed classic J-Bay conditions with just the locals for company — locals of the surfer rather than shark variety, foremost amongst them Sean Holmes.