Beginner Gets Slammed Against The Seawall In New Zealand
German beginners ignores advice, escapes annihilation by the narrowest thread!
If you're a German surfer and your name isn't Nic Von Rupp or Marlon Lipke, or maybe Janni Hönscheid, and a friendly Kiwi surfer tells you that perhaps today isn't the best day to try out your new 8'2 minimal, then take heed! Take heed, German surfer, and the world will be a much safer place. Less entertaining, but safer!