Dane Reynolds, You Beautiful Sexy Slow-Motion Beast
Subsequent to his first successful act of procreation, Dane slings a celebratory air-reverse
DANE RYDDSDEYNOLDS! Sorry, it gets hard to spell beyond a certain threshold of sexual excitement.
Anyway. First of all, we'd like to extend our congratulations to Dane on his first successful act of procreation, performed around 9 months ago with girlfriend Courtney and recently born out in the form of little Sammy Reynolds (see below).
Now, here's a celebratory air-reverse (above). It's in "5K", whatever that means. Apparently, there's more to come.
Also, to the moustachioed man facing the camera while Dane Reynolds, his mind awhirl with possibilities, streaks down the line behind him, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING YOU STUPID BASTARD?