“Open book pelvic fracture.” Yike! It’s a long and painful read — real painful. Makes you want to take a hit from the green whistle just thinking about it. Green whistle? Don’t worry, that gets explained too. Bede Durbidge is on the road to recovery following his terrible wipeout at the Pipe Masters, but the destination’s still a long way off, and at present his mode of transport is a wheelchair, so it’s slow progress. Best of luck ya legend.