Don't worry! Not in an untimely-death-followed-by-Christian-afterlife sort of way, but in a buying-a-plane-ticket-to-Indo sort of way. Which it turns out is an all-round superior option: much less traumatic for friends and family, entirely reversible, and many more barrel opportunities. Here, then, is 'SPICEiSLAND', the product of a two-month journey through nine of Indonesia's finest isles.