ACE'S 2010 SPORTING PREDICTIONS
Just back from rip shreddin' Bali, Ace Buchan submitted his official 2010 All Sports Predictions to SE HQ.
The waves will finally pump again and the boys will put on an amazing show.
Kelly will be buoyed by the return of his arch rival AI and the two will duke it out at the prime locations with Mick and Joel dominating the pointbreaks.
Owen Wright will win an event.
I will be back in the top 10.
The events will all go live on Fuel TV and surfing will explode into the mainstream.
Hurley will throw 1 million at the winner of the Hurley pro and Quik and Billys 50k at the winner of the Goldy/Chopes.
Arsenal will win the Prem with the exuberant youth, Fabregas leading the way backed up by Arshavin and Van Persie (sporting the worlds worst hairdo). Chelsea 2nd ruing the loss of Drogba and Kalou during the African cup of Nations and Man U 3rd- Sir Alex will go through his 100,000th pack of chewing gum.
4th spot will go to Man City under the guidance of Mancini with Tevez and Adebayor bagging plenty of goals. Liverpool will finish 6th behind the Spurs and will lose the prodigal son Torres to Barcelona. Rafa will fall on the sword.
The World Cup will go down well in Africa with Cameroon or Ivory Coast meeting the Brazilians in the decider. Australia and England will finish = 3rd
Australia will dominate the tri nations over South Africa and Nz and who cares about the Northern Hemi teams because the Southern Hemi nations are the only ones who run the ball.
England will play their 100th consecutive match without scoring a try and Johnny Wilkinson will score his 1000000th penalty.
Same as rugby.
Federer will take the Aus Open. Rafa will comeback but struggle with injuries. Murray will win Wimbledon and the poms will eat strawberries.
Tiger will return and when the hecklers yell "get in the hole!" it will be with pun intended.
He will struggle to find his form but continue to bang girls around the world.
I will break 100 and lose 100 balls during the course of the year.
20/20 IPL will continue to grow. Symonds Flintoff and Gayle the entertainers.
Test arena will be dominated by South Africa and India, Australia young bowling lineup will continue to improve and punter will score a double ton somewhere.
Richie Benaud will say his final goodbye as the voice of cricket and we will mourn.
Shane Warne will be involved in another sexms scandal and will undergo plastic surgery.