This one just in from man like Nasun, minicab mackdaddy on the mean streets of Plymouth...

Worked saturday night, mate sat nights are mental, fights everywhere, meat wagons speeding around picking up the piss heads, sat nights are like no other in the week everyone is amped up like they are so intent on having a good time when it doesnt quite happen they wanna fight the world. people get in the car im like " did you have a good night"... "No drives fucking shit take me home". i dunno think it must be an english thing.

I had a job sat night in Stoke, some shitty council flats where i had to walk up two flights of stairs and knock on the door, no intercom, this woman eventually makes it to the car, glazed look on her face, stands outside my car takes her jacket off chucks it on the floor and proceeds to get in.."dont need your jacket" she replies" no im on acid im off my face take me home" not in a nice can you help me tone, but aggresive. so im thinking here we go. turns out she doesnt know where she is goin wants me to find her house, after about ten minutes of talking to this acid fuck wit i get the impression her friends have chucked her out because she has obviously messed with their acid buzz. i eventually find out where she lives and get her home, this is after she has been rolling mints down the dashboard to her great amusement and staring into my data pad like it was a tv, so i pull up at her house and she tries to get out with out paying, saying to me "ill see you tomorro", so i wheel spin away so fast the door swings shut banging her head in the process! im pissed off by now, its been 20 mins and no money, so i take her back to where i picked her up and chuck her acid crazed ass out. just a normal saturday night mate, never a dull moment in this job.