POINTY SHOES IN LONDON TOWN
I've been in London for the weekend and I've noticed something rather alarming among the people that live there. I'm not sure if it's something to do with the tap water, Russian spy radiation poisoning or even global warming, but something has seriously affected the shape of people's feet. Seriously, take a look around next time you're there, or rather, take a look down. Everybody's feet seem to have grown an extra three inches and now finish in a sharp point. Wierd. As a precaution I've been making regular checks on my own feet and so far all my toes and stuff seem to be the normal shape, my feet aren't getting any longer or pointier, thankfully. So that I wouldn't look like an outcast though, I did rush down the shops immediately and pick up a pork pie hat, a scarf and sewed two leather points onto the front of the Half Cabs. Killing it.
The weekend was pretty good though, we went to a party in East London on friday which was a laugh and then saturday night went to a soiree in a nice apartment in Maida Vale. The people there were quite respectable, which was unfortunate coz a couple of the bros from Plymouth showed up and started getting really creepy. Sorry pointy shoe people.