Ca-va?

Oui ca-va. Et toi ca-va?

Oui ca-va. Tranquil?

Oui Tranquil. Ca-va?

Tranquil.

When I was 15 and went on the school skiiing trip to Austria my mum packed me many packets of Marmite Mini Cheddars. They were new at the time.

Being new at the time, I thought they tasted amazing. Wow! Sensational.

I caned through many packets of them in relative quick succession, but then, all of a sudden, it suddenly dawned on me me that they were actually minging.