If you’re one of those wretched souls that has a ‘surf coach’, knock his clip board out of his hands, stomp on it. Grab his tripod with the silly little mini camera on top and beat him about the skull with it.
You need him not.
Alex Knost, Off The Wall.
Photo: Christie
Kelly needs win Pipe to win the World Title, while having Mick place 3rd or worse and Gabriel 13th or worse...
A surfing take on Garrett Hardin's 1968 thesis
Medina plays it with a straight bat, while Slater pretends to not know that he's still in with a shot at Pipe...
Medina makes it look hard vs. Simply Simpo... Slater gets Aranburu'd!
The dreaded over-the-outside-rail wipeout, to gruesome no-penetration, to rip leash off, to rockplant
