DOWN WITH SURF COACHES, WITH 'LIMBERING UP', WITH NEW ERA CAPS!
Up with Al Knox, leashlessness, short shorts (vermillion!), singles at OTW, fruity cheater five pull-ins, to glorious not-makes!
If you're one of those wretched souls that has a ‘surf coach', knock his clip board out of his hands, stomp on it. Grab his tripod with the silly little mini camera on top and beat him about the skull with it.
You need him not.
Alex Knost, Off The Wall.