Jony Gonzalez tunnels a Gran Can slab ruled by angry boogie woogies with shaved arms and legs this spring. Photo: Alex Laurel

Oh the flatness. So hot, so flat, so… 90’s. Remember the 90’s? When Euro surf comps were held in summer and oft cancelled due to flatness. When summers were hotter than July on Mars and waves were nowhere to be found for weeks on end. It feels a lil bit like that right now, aside from a lil log sesh in the morning low tide while it’s still clean, there aint much wave riding being done. Still, it’s good for the sandbars! It’s good for sea swimmin! It’s good for all day drinking listening to England smash the Ausholes! That didn’t happen in the 90’s much.