Podders Paul and Ben return to rub a little salt in the surf world's axe wound.

Paul dares nominate the 99 World Champ as a Sacred Cow, while Ben ponders the deeper, more philosophical questions, like, Is Gabriel Medina a bit of a tool?

Meanwhile celebrity moaner Maddo returns to rage against the measuring of surfboards in litres, as well as lament his own surfing demise due to the ravages of gout.

Podcaster Mastermind returns in its second thrilling installment, in which Ben tries to glean a modicum of respect back after his trouncing last time out. With quiz topics being the Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach and Surf Spots of the North Shore, you know you're not just in for top drawer entertainment, but get a chance to boost your surf trivia knowledge to expert-level, too.

Warning: Contains strong language, including sexual swear words.

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