Award-winning host Paul and his assistant Ben return surf up your semi-circular canal.

In Sacred Cows, Ben tries to get SW France to join 0ccy in the abattoir, while Paul argues its case for pasture.

Meanwhile Podcaster Mastermind sees The Life & Times of Robbie Page (great topic) take on Bells (Zzzzzzzz). Guess who won.

Elsewhere the chaps give it to you straight on such topics as Women's WT surfing performance, the QPF crowds, Tour changes, the Peahi Challenge and lots more.

Warning: Contains strong language, including sexual swear words.

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