SURF BURP: UNDERCOVER FROM A SECRET SPOT IN TAHITI
In unseen breaking news, Surf Burp brings you the best and worst from a secret spot in Tahiti.
Now I know most of you have been glued to the social media stream that has been spewing forth from the Billabong Pro in Rio. I mean here at Surf Europe we have a 75 decibel klaxon that goes off every time a pro surfers posts a shot from the base of the Christ The Redeemer Jesus statue overlooking Rio. We then put on our Brazilian thongs and dance a five minute rumba to "The Girl From Impanema." Over the last few days, we haven't taken the bloody bikinis off. Anyway while you have been kept busy by the Rio stream, you probably haven't heard that there has been a little swell in Tahiti. Its been a relatively low key affair, very little media coverage and the odd grainy picture. So to keep you in the loop, here's a few images from the three guys that managed to get over to surf it.
Oh, Oh the Klaxon has gone off. Brett Simpson has just climbed to the Jesus statue in Rio!! Gotta down tools, don the thong, Surf Burp is over, its time to Rumba!!