SURF BURP: PRO SURFERS AS LIFE COACHES!
Is your life utterly meaningless? Well you need Surf Burp
Life is a struggle. A bit of ball sack gets caught your in fly. A fly gets stuck in your beer. A beer gets stuck in your liver and you die. But it needn't be so difficult. Not when pro surfers are only a click away, waiting on hand with practical, reasoned, intelligent life advice that can really help turn your miserable existence around. After all who knows (and can improve) the real world more than pro surfers?
3. Home Grown Philosophy. Although with their incredible life experience to draw on, sometimes the surfers simply post a inspirational piece of philosophy and claim it as their own. They are often practical gems that if you simply follow, all your problems will fade away.
2. Lets Get Physical: Physical guidance, is almost important as mental tuition. By following Jonny Gannon, Taj Burrow's trainer, you can lift weights in bikinis and get your mind and body in tune. Similarly, below Kelly Slater is very concerned about what you put in your body? Hasn't he got enough on his (preservative free) plate.
1. The Law of the Jungle: Life advice, through the analogy of the animal kingdom, is a valuable tool in the Surfing Life Coach program. Sheeps, tigers, snakes, these can all illuminate your world, and make your life easier.