The trouble with modern society isn't so much Big Brother watching, as Little Cousin... there are cameras everywhere!

Following his loss to Aritz Aranburu at Supertubos yesterday, Kelly vented in the surfers' area upon his shredstick. Obviously, somebody's beady lens was capturing all.

In a departure from the standard rail bash on wall, Kelly stoves it into a door frame first, before emitting a mighty 'Fuck!' and getting it with a right hook, followed by a flurry of fist blows.

The best part is security running in to break it up...

In all fairness to the 11-time world champ though, once calm, he handed out the fibreglass morsels to fans shortly afterwards.

Following Kelly and Gab's =13th results and Mick's win, the Pipe World Title Race scenarios are like this