Is hairy, like an all over body fuzz thing. He probably shaves it, legs, back, arms, chest, etc, before and after jiu jitsu which he does every day. He bodyboards, drives a tuned-up Seat Ibiza or Golf (always 2 door and with body coloured bumpers, boogieboard in the boot, sideways.) He probably has stickers that look vaguely like weird kind of triangle-esqe in form but are generally unrecognisable to anyone other than other boogers. His vibe is even shittier than the French surfer(!) with a perma-angry glare stare for anyone but his jui-jits-boogie mates. He is the very antithesis of cool, rather, he is as cool as the molten lava that formed his ugly, windswept, forgettable island.