3. The South African
3. The South African
AKA The Saffa. The clean shaven healthy surfer who is usually traveling with his girlfriend. His quiver and surf kit is usually in immaculate condition, such that to borrow any of it would be like asking to root his girlfriend, doggy style, on top of his brand new 6’10”. Irritatingly he compares every wave he surfs to Jeffreys Bay and his favourite topic of conversation is about just how much The Rand doesn’t get you. The clipped, highly correct English drives you insane and yet you can’t help but try and imitate it at every chance.
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