11. The Canarian
11. The Canarian
Is hairy, like an all over body fuzz thing. He probably shaves it, legs, back, arms, chest, etc, before and after jiu jitsu which he does every day. He bodyboards, drives a tuned-up Seat Ibiza or Golf (always 2 door and with body coloured bumpers, boogieboard in the boot, sideways.) He probably has stickers that look vaguely like weird kind of triangle-esqe in form but are generally unrecognisable to anyone other than other boogers. His vibe is even shittier than the French surfer(!) with a perma-angry glare stare for anyone but his jui-jits-boogie mates. He is the very antithesis of cool, rather, he is as cool as the molten lava that formed his ugly, windswept, forgettable island.
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