OK, before you start, it may not be as long or quite so gaping-wide-open as its more illustrious Australian counterpart, but bugger me if this doesn't look like a whole shitload's worth of fun nonetheless. So fun that you may be tempted to sell your grandmother and spend the proceeds on a ticket for the next flight to Portugal. When you get there head in the general direction of Espinho, which is the closest reference point SurftotalTV and To Heart Productions are willing to give us.