POETRY CORNER: NIC VON RUPP
Stinky VR... Just rocketed into my top 5 MC's of all time with KRS-one, Erick Sermon, Grand Puba and Slick Rick.
Nico 'Stinky' Von Rupp's surfing may have gone south, but his poetry skills are rocketing! I asked him to write a poem about Australia, and this is what he came up with in under an hour... genius! The title was to be 'Australia' (where he is right now to compete in the Pro Junior), but he spelt it wrong. But after that shaky start, things got way better. Check it:
'Asutralia' by Nicolau von Rupp
Australia place for men on earth
place were nature gives birth
where life is a dream
that by many man will never be seen
Australia place of funny habit
that makes them run like a rabbit
where getting girls
is as easy as getting Milfs.
Australia country of convicts
where people are tougher than bricks
or we can call them ?
Its the english blood in their veins
thats why they cant use their brains
same story with paul
thats why he inspires himsel on d. riley at nightfall
he tries too hard to be like him
which only makes him look like a grimm
he even gets his short shorts claiming hes not a
yeah right...just to say hes maggot
thats why this lovely poem is coming to an end
coz P.E is getting a call from his boyfriend
who asked him to go for a surf
together at last together as one..
In the Meantime his boyfriend is a red haired Aussie
who acts like a prozzie
his name is youngy
who works for rusty
both of them went for a wave
that ended up into a german rave
both of them explored each other's
which was both of their goal
the only thing that bothers me
that P.E is still stuck to his short shorts fashion
so please S.E Brush him...
I dont know about you, but in spite the of profanity I'm giving this 9/10. Please grade it yourselves in the comments box below.