What’s that sound? It might be £4.99 jangling around in your pocket, just gagging to be spent on something superfly radshit dope.

Well here’s an idea, get a copy of SE69 TUBULAR SWELLS issue OUT NOW suckers! It’s on sale all across Europe from Lapland to Istanbul to Las Palmas and it comes with the Volcom Movie BS! covermounted. The American did their annual self-congratulatory thang this week at the SURFERPOLL and guess what? Dusty Payne, who recently left Hossegor town (crying about the lack of Maccas burgers) won Best Performance by a Male, and Ken ‘Skindog’ Collins won Best Wipeout for taking a nasty piece of water on the head. All this in BS! and much more, plus you get an issue of the magazine with it! How do we do it? I don’t even know myself.