If surf events were the setting for a jihad recruitment video, this is what they’d look like.
There’s a bit of ripping Keramas, some drinking beer from shoes, quite a lot of tits and ass and some Michael Jackson in the mix.
In a marked departure from your standard post-heat interview, one of the Hazzas said,
“Judges have seen all the surfing, so I was like, fuck, they wanna see my asshole…”
Love the Mad Hueys oeuvre? Surely you saw their shark cage diving antics…