Crowds / Mongolian Clusterfuck
Yep, it’s going to be crowded as feck from Hossegor to Fistral. Legions of the unjazzed are going to flock to the beaches during their vacations, each and all mad keen for their own piece of salty stoke. Meanwhile, local surfers are gonna be even grumpier/more cuntish than usual. If said locals own surf schools/shops, they will somehow manage to be both bitter/grumpy and gleeful.
Making the ultimate statement about the duality of man.
Meanwhile, bars and clubs are going to be bustling, the visitors are going to be primed for either supplication or congress, depending on the gender, and your only option is to run with it.