Erm, so yeah, a video of a dolphin trying it on with a couple of divers.

Dolphins are animals of great intelligence, but they don't quite seem to have got their heads around the principle of consent. This footage is funny and fascinating in equal measure, and perhaps also slightly wrong, but hey, who are we to question Mother Nature? That's what my uncle Darryl (Nature's brother?) used to say to me anyway.

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Dolphins are also animals of great beauty. Would you have a crack at a dolphin if it started making a move? I know society might frown, and Dave Rastovich would probably have something to say about it ("Oi! Stop fornicating with that dolphin, you scoundrel," for example), but yeah, I reckon I probably would.