https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nqiAhAvtgc

Paul Fisher parades his penis-shaped surfboard around the beach at the Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast, showing it off to every pro surfer and attractive female he can find and almost hyperventilating with glee. Is there a bloopers reel of Fish getting slapped round the face by those girls who weren’t so thrilled at being informed they “loved the cock” whilst having a giant foam and fibreglass phallus thrust in the direction of their face/arse? One hopes so, and one would rather like to see it.