Need a new forehand arc guru, regularfoots?

Want a fresh young rail wizard for today and tomorrow? A true hookin' clean carvin' folk hero?

Maybe a bit less predictable than your power mongers of yesteryear? A bit less... earnest?

Try Conner Coffin! Because,

1. He's got a bob haircut. Brave!

2. He's a happy go lucky kinda guy.

3. He's not Captain America. But he sluices the juices!

Check out his Young Wise Tails edit of Conner getting the measure of the home of the iwa bird, Haleiwa.

Sure he lost kinda early in the Haleiwa Prime, but whatevs. It's always been shittest Triple Crown tournament, no?