Hailing from North Devon where music was only invented in 1983, I have managed to come up with a fine blend of tunes that have guided me through this rough and emotional rollercoaster that is called living in England… My years as a DJ and professional talker of shit have been absolutely no use to me in selecting these fine pieces of music and I have chosen them purely on their offensive value…

Metallica – So Fucking What. Self-explanatory…

Absolute rat a tat gravy… my number one relaxing tune…DJ Krome & Mr Time – The License

The song I hear in my head every morning when I wakey wakey hands on snakey… Village People – Macho Man

I generally listen to this with my window half down cruising in my Lexus around the streets of Ilfracombe whilst spitting at old people.. 187 Lockdown – Gunman

This song reminds me of the fact that ive never combed or washed my hair… Twinkle Brothers – Since I Throw The Comb Away

Does it actually get any better than this…. Every man worth his salt should know every single word to this song. Boom! Shake the Room…