1. The Accent
1. The Accent
The number one peril of a visit Down Under, the biggest threat to your well being, is not attack by animal.
It is not attack by incoming UV radiation. It is, of course, coming home with the accent.
Now, as far as we’re concerned there’s nothing wrong with using ‘cunt’ as punctuation. Not really. There’s not much wrong calling your lounge the ‘lounge room’, calling Weetabix ‘Weetbix’ or with finishing sentences with ‘but’.
The real badness is getting the upward squirt in tone as you end a phrase, so that everything coming out your mouth sounds like a question, cunt.
You have been warned.
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