You know Anastasia Ashley right? Charges Waimea, twerks the US Open, doesn't mind revealing a bit of flesh...?
Anastasia recently tried on a few swimming cozzies for SI's 2014 Swimsuit Edition, this is what they looked like.
If you happen to bump into AA down at your local beach, supermarket or surfboard factory, and find yourself at a loss for fresh patter, unable to find the key to unlock the top drawer of banter, you could always try this.
And just in case you're not one of the six million people that watched her twerking warm-up routine at the US Open, or if you've already watched it 72 times and can't resist another viewing, you can watch it here.