"My dad was an athlete but now he's pretty fat. He used to eat like two litres of ice cream every single night."
"Do I actually want one of these fucking things?"
Spooky pits and tube wizardry aplenty on Halloween in Nazaré
Jack Lynch and the kind of edit liable to trigger an outburst of self-pity
9 things to know about the best surfer on the planet
Former incumbent to knock young cock off his perch?
A film about getting repeatedly rogered by the shorebreak whilst going "click"
Back in those days, it was more of a contest
The new world champ & friends at a tasty right-hander
“Gabriel Medina is just doing push-ups right now and thinking about next year, I’m gonna tell ya.”
From Chef's Ass to Boner-In-Wetsuit, and much more!
