Paul Evans has been the Editor-in-Chief of Surf Europe Magazine since 2005 and a kook most of his life
Fend off the Brazilian Storm & De-pants John? Would the real World no.2 please stand up...
Flirt with your inner surf anorak (while avoiding full penetration)
Do you want other surfers to want your bottom? No shame in that!
Need a hit of swell & sunshine? Europe's bottom left beckons
Slater & Florence's Round 1 win bonuses? Flaring kegs at The Box...
Ando in a bob and nightie x Martha Reeves & Vandellas... yes please!
"Early February I was sitting in the doctor’s office and there were question marks on the year..."
Mixed fortunes for Euros, Florence machine well lubed, more comebacks than UB40 feat. Pato Banton
Add a little darts, F1, the FA Cup & test cricket!
Shaping your own surfboard - hewing your very own raft from a hunk of unloved foam has never been more broadly encouraged... Now it's your...
Nostradamus, Russell Grant, Mayan Calendar, Step Aside
Like the hooded 4/3 - after a can of Popeye's spinach
Paul asks serious journalistic questions, Ben asks 'Did you finger any of them?'
Slater, Parko handed Round 1 dressings down in 8ft Hossegor nasty
"I don't believe in God, but when you go to Mundaka, you think 'maybe'... "
When the Brotherhood of Eternal Love want to smoke you out... but you busy
