Summer is back, and like Bill Murray stuck in Punxsutawney on the shittest day of the year, it’s gonna be another Groundhog Day of heat, crowds, waves, sausage, tail, noise and parties.

Best you do some serious planning this year to get you through the summer without too much drama coz trust me, let your guard down once and the European summer will mutilate your corpse – Geneva Convention or not.

Behold thus, SE’s guide to surviving yet another nasty/fucken awesome European summer.