Sage Erickson and Dimity Stoyle have been a-ripping in Bali, and rather than write us a postcard they made a wee video clip to say hello. They uploaded it to a floppy disk and dispatched it to us directly from Indonesia, tied to the leg of a homing pigeon which rapped its beak on our office window this very morning. Smiles spread across our faces as we inserted it into the computer and realised from whence our dispatch came — smiles which only widened over the next minute and forty seconds, as Sage enchanted us with backhand flair and Dimity delighted us with forehand flagellation.