This girl has fallen for the old cute-dog-on-the-beach tactic. Photo: Ormerod

HOW TO GET NUFF PUNANI
with certified hunk Joss Ash

Joss Merlyn Ash is so handsome he was down to the final two to be the new James Bond, but he was actually too good looking so they gave it to Daniel Craig. Sometimes when I think if I really, really, really had to go to jail and you know, share a cell, I’d prob share it with Jossy. Anyway… Even if you don’t possess an impossibly gorgeous man face, it doesn’t mean you ain’t gonna get no love. Joss explains…

1. Don´t perv (too much). If a smoking hot girl walks into a bar you’ll find pretty much all dudes will look around make general chitchat in her direction. Don´t be this guy, you’ll only merge in with the rest of them. If you don´t give her the attention she is accustomed too, you’ll find she will start to crave it from you.
(TIP: IGNORE HER)

2. What I’ve found is when you get yourself all looking sharp, showered and smelling good and looking to pull, you get nothing. The days when you just can´t be bothered to shower or change, you’re still stinking of your pissy wetsuit and not even thinking about it are the times when you’ll get chatting to a girl and wishing you had showered – or at the very least wiped your bum properly.
(TIP: THEY LOVE DIRT)

3. Give her space. OK she likes you, you haven’t scared her off and things are going good. But she’s not yours yet, so don´t act like she is. If another guy wants to chat to her, don´t watch. If you got the early stages right, she’ll be back.
(TIP: IGNORE HER A BIT MORE)