“No sharks, no salt and no crowds,” say Lost Enterprises of the benefits of surfing the Great Lakes of North America. And no judges, which is just as well, ’cause Ian Crane hates the bastards! (See below.) Generally speaking not too many waves either, but generalisations can be misleading. There are definitely rocks though, and kooks, and sometimes they combine with waves to produce hilarious results!

@ian_crane, hoping that the #OakleyPro judges are fluent in sign language.

A video posted by The Road Soda (@theroadsoda) on Apr 28, 2015 at 9:21am PDT