Surf Europe http://surfeuropemag.com en 30 WCT-ERS SET TO CONTEST CASCAIS BILLABONG PRIME http://surfeuropemag.com/features/30-wct-ers-set-contest-cascais-billabong-prime.html http://surfeuropemag.com/?p=38062 Mon, 06 Oct 2014 14:01:24 +0000 Surf Europe ff2e822451c07ee965546aaaac967e6a Last year Jadson Andre dominated. After a runner's up finish in France, can he back up? Screen Shot 2014-10-06 at 12.00.10 The main event is about to kick off. After warm-up gigs in the form of the Quiksilver/Roxy Pro France WCT and Cascais Women's Pro WCT event, the real deal starts tomorrow with the Cascais Billabong Prime. Now, as we all know and are all well aware, Primes are the new WCT. Why? Four man heats! Instant Rd 1 elimination! Funner-webcasts*! Massive spoiler alerts at every horn! Expensive, gluten-free wheat among the WQS chaff includes the likes of Jordy, Mick, Taj, Julian, Michel... and 25 other WCT tour stars! Now, cynics among you, it is in no way to do with winning an extra 50 grand on top of this year's already improved prize money via the Portuguese Waves Series Cascais Trophy. No, no, no, no! Nothing whatsoever to do with that. It is everything to do with the surfers' boundless love for Portugal, for Cascais, for the Prime format. And a little bit to do with scheduling, in that they have to be here anyway next week for the WCT, and it's long way to fly home (to Oz, Brazil, etc) and come back. But only a little bit that. Mainly the love! The forecast is a bit like this: TUESDAY 7th Oct: Carcavelos SURF: 2-3’+ W windswell/swell and NW swell wrap. Bigger surf with chest/shoulder high sets develops in PM. WIND: W/WSW around 5kts becoming SW 7-12kts in the afternoon. Guincho SURF: 5-7’+ NW swell and W windswell mix. Plus, well overhead sets still likely. WIND: Becoming SW/WSW 7-12kts.   * A matter of opinion of course. But what is fact is the webcast team offers the chance to listen to former Surf Europe (long-since fired) penman Ben Mondy, plus... Occy! And also Dog Marsh! And others! ]]> SEA SHEPHERD AUSTRALIA DIRECTOR ON W.A. SHARK ATTACK AFTERMATH http://surfeuropemag.com/features/sea-shepherd-australia-director-w-shark-attack-aftermath.html http://surfeuropemag.com/?p=38029 Fri, 03 Oct 2014 13:04:34 +0000 Surf Europe safe_image-3 Following yesterday's shark attack on WA surfer Sean Pollard, who lost a hand and one arm, Sea Shepherd director Jeff Hansen has spoken out against the policy of catching and killing sharks immediately after attack, as a kind of futile revenge. "If this is an eye for an eye sort of mentality, it's not going to make any difference, and it's proven through experience all over the world that culling and killing sharks does not work." "We have nature on a grand scale off our doorstep ... unfortunately at times we get caught in the middle of that and we have these tragic incidents, but we need to learn from what has happened here." Hansen maintains no sharks should have been killed, and urged the Australian Government to rethink its policy. "There is no such thing as a rogue shark, they don't exist - they exist in Hollywood in films like Jaws and that's it." While Facebook comments and forums tend to light up with public outrage at the killing of these large fish, public opinion is probably more balanced in reality, especially on surf coastlines where attacks happen, among people who actually go in the water regularly. It seems comment forums tend to favour one, trendier side of the argument (if you judged the Scottish independence referendum by social media, you think about 99% of the vote would be 'Yes'). One interesting take on the debate came from Taj Burrow via STAB mag recently, where he said (shark culling is) "A heated subject over here at the moment. It gets people pretty upset. First of all, I don’t think culling is the appropriate word for it. We fish everything that is in the ocean and I don’t really see why it’s any different for the great white. We rape the ocean already and because none of these creatures have ever been caught it’s out of balance. So I don’t think it should be called culling.
We fish everything else so what’s the difference
? In a nutshell, do you eat fish? If so, why are you crying about the killing of two fish in WA yesterday when commercial fishing kills some 93 million tonnes of wild fish/year? Or if you prefer, 250 000 tonnes of wild ocean creatures killed yesterday alone. All so you and your crew can guzzle sushi, being sure to post it first on your wretched Instagram... Well? Do let us know. Wanna know more about Sea Shepherd? Wanna know how to avoid an attack? Read about the world's sharkiest surf zones here. ]]>
TODAY AT THE QUIKSILVER PRO FRANCE http://surfeuropemag.com/features/today-quiksilver-pro-france-2.html http://surfeuropemag.com/?p=38011 Thu, 02 Oct 2014 18:34:06 +0000 Paul Evans Screen Shot 2014-10-02 at 19.30.34 I don't really need to do write this post. Without meaning to sound callous, cold, calculated, cynical and a bit of a... cunt, the shark attack in WA today meant that the traffic spiked anyway. I'm letting you into the dark, twisted side of web content here, but shark attacks are big winners on clicks. You don't need to think, create, any of those things. You bash out a few, vague, semi-factual lines, bung up a pic and whack it on Facebook. Then sit back and watch the traffic go batshit. Sad, but true. The only thing better than a shark attack post is a shark attack 'split post' or 'listicle'. That's one of those things where we let you read a few lines then make you click next or pg2, etc, for more. We quintruple our 'page impressions' without doing anything vaguely creative or original. The only thing better than a shark attack listicle is anything to do with Kelly Slater or Anastasia Ashley in the nude. That's the state of the game. That's 'new media.' If Kelly and Anastasia were both surfing nude and both got attacked by a shark, well, web editors the world over could take the rest of the month off. Again, sad, but true-ish. The other thing worth mentioning, before you lament, is that it's all your fault. You bought the fucking iPhone, didn't you? You consumed 'content' on your wretched 'tablet' didn't you? How much did you spend on printed surf media this month? Well? All. Your. Fault. Anyway, enough about you, let's crack on! Slater vs. Logie happened at 2pm. 2pm is an awful time to show up at the comp. You missed lunch and the only thing of note happening is the queue at the port-a-potty of just-lunched VIPs needing a shit. The VIP area isn't quite what you might expect. Rather than being full of rap stars, hard body models and Formula 1 drivers, it's full of three-years-olds. You 'd be amazed how many pre-school tots are waddling around the VIP. Meanwhile, the great unwashed, the plebs, the folk who constitute only a P and in no way merit a V or I go without the luxury of queueing to take a shit. If you are just a P and are watching the 2014 Quik Pro France, due to fact that the closest beach access is closed to the public, you must make the massive soft sand yomp up to Estagnots to relieve yourself. Ye of grumbling prostate, ye of busy bowel, stay by your computer. Stay and regale in Joey Turps' brand new verb tense, known as 'future perfect'. Future perfect is used for a surfing manoeuvre that's already happened, but is to be described in the future tense. "He'll check in for a vision" as he comes out of the tube, after the tube. 'He'll go out in front for a vertical stab" After he completes said vertical stab. Whatever. Dissing the commentary is even worse than Facebook commenting on the judging. Only an asshole would do that. Only an asshole that had never queued for a VIP shit, and probably never will. Meanwhile, in the sea, Jordy smoked Julian Wilson. Smoked. Taj mullered Kai Ottz. Mullered. Then Round 4 happened. I hate Round 4. I don't even like Round 2. I reckon once you lose, you lose. You should have your parking pass and wristband taken back and have to leave the site. All of this second and third chance shit is just part of an evil conspiracy to keep the same dudes at the top. What's that Kelly, you lost? Don't worry, we'll get you through the Quarters, somehow. Sure, it's part of an evil global conspiracy. It's the same people that promote culling of sharks and cover up chem trails stories and fitted up Assange and are putting fluoride in tap water and won't even let Joe Public go for a wee or a poo at a surf contest. It's a fucking outrage.   ]]> PLAYMATES WHO SURF: SYLVI BODI http://surfeuropemag.com/features/playmates-who-surf-sylvi-bodi.html http://surfeuropemag.com/?p=28641 Mon, 29 Sep 2014 08:12:12 +0000 Tom Higson ©RichardKotch_Ppass12_ IMG_2634_ok3 Sylvi at P-Pass. Photo: Kotch As much as we’re thrilled to interview pro surfers and take pics of them standing next to white wall looking moody, a chance to find out why Hungarian Playmate, model and surfer Sylvi Bodi loves riding waves was a terrific diversion! 162898_170869772944201_169342043096974_414932_2557671_n 155109_173852039312641_169342043096974_431512_7094230_n 154661_170869816277530_169342043096974_414935_1529546_n HOW DID YOU GET TURNED ON TO SURFING FIRST OF ALL? My first trip to Bali 5 years ago I took my very first surf lesson with my friend. I was still a beginner when I made a trip to G-Land two years later but I had no fear of the waves. First wave I got smashed, hit the reef, buckled my board. But I’m not a quitter, I’m a fighter so I went back out and caught another set wave and made it all the way down passed Speedies reef. That was the best feeling I have ever had, that’s when I fell in love with surfing forever. WHAT’S THE HUNGARIAN SURF SCENE LIKE? MIKI DORA WAS HUNGARIAN! I know a few Hungarian surfers but they all have to travel far to find waves since we are land-locked. I’m trying to promote and show how exciting surfing culture is. ‘Da Cat’ was definitely a legend and the surfer that made surfing culture what it is today. I don’t think the world knows that he was Hungarian... 46WQ8417_2 Heels:Pal Nanasi YOU LIKE TO GO ON SURF TRIPS? I’ve surfed many waves but my favorites have been Cloudbreak, Restaurants, North Shore Kauai, P-Pass, Playgrounds, Mainland Mexico, Cokes, Lakey’s and Teahupoo. TELL US ABOUT YOUR RECENT SURF TRIP TO HOSSEGOR... It was a very unexpected trip. When I got there I met up with some of the boys that I surfed with in Tahiti, I ended up signing a contract with Creatures of Leisure and Sexwax. Besides the fact that the waves were not great when I was there it was a very successful trip, I was stoked. IMGL1809_3 Photo: Swilly IS SURFING GOOD PHYSICAL TRAINING FOR MODELING? GOOD FOR THE SOUL? Honestly surfing is not good physical training for modeling because you mostly use your upper body and for modeling you need to focus more on your ass and legs. As far as models and Playboy bunnies go, I don’t think surfing the waves I surf would be good for their soul or their career... But for me, I don’t mind a few scars. WHO ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SURFERS? IF KELLY SLATER HAD HAIR LIKE ADRIEN TOYON, WOULD THE WORLD BE A BETTER PLACE? I was wondering why most of the stylish surfers have long hair! Rob Machado, Adrien and one of my favorites and good friend Asher Pacey, I have never seen anyone ride the alaia as good as he does in heavy barrels. It is all about the style. It doesn’t mean the bald guys are left out... :) Of course I love Kelly and Dorian! 2K1Y9506_ok3small IMGL1905_3 7755RBWnew DO YOU THINK SURFING IS SEXIST? IS WOMEN'S PRO SURFING TOO SEXY OR NOT SEXY ENOUGH? One of my favorite things about surfing is to be close to nature. It’s funny when I see guys in the line-up wearing the full gear (helmet, booties, wetsuit). I love when the water is touching my skin. If I could surf naked everywhere, I would. I like to wear as little bikini as possible. Not only to be sexy but in Hawaii I learnt a little bikini gets you more waves. :) WOULD YOU RATHER READ A SURF MAG OR A FASHION/GLAMOUR MAG? I would much rather read your mag than any fashion/ glamour mag. The only time I’m flipping through the pages of Vogue is to get some inspiration to design dresses for my own clothing line, Sugarbird. Besides that I’m always reading Surf Europe. WOULD YOU ADVISE YOUNG GIRLS TO PURSUE A CAREER IN MODELLING OR A CAREER IN SURFING? WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO YOUNG YOU? I think both careers can be dangerous and very competitive in different ways. In modelling you are in the media’s hands. You have to be strong inside because for a young model there are many people trying to take advantage of you. The good side of it is you are creating art and expressing yourself, inspiring other people. In surfing you are in nature’s hands which to me is much safer than being in any other hands. You’re taking more physical risks but the rewards come much quicker. Whatever career you choose it has to come from inside. My advice to all young girls is to pursue your dreams, whatever they might be. ]]> WRIGHT WINS FORTY GRAND, REYNOLDS GET HIS CAR BEATEN TO FUCK SHIT http://surfeuropemag.com/features/wright-wins-forty-grand-reynolds-get-car-beaten-fuck-shit.html http://surfeuropemag.com/?p=37944 Sun, 28 Sep 2014 21:12:55 +0000 Paul Evans Screen Shot 2014-09-28 at 21.29.16 Dressing for the Quiksilver/Roxy Pro France can be tricky. Not in the fashion sense, but just because the late September climate is something of the Continental. You need warm gear for the morning/evening shift but around lunch if the sun pokes out, or even if it doesn't, it can get warm. And thus a man is faced with the conundrum of being cold in shorts early but just right later. Or being just right leaving the house in the dewy, mist morn, but getting a sweat on from elevenses. I elected for a brush cotton shirt in navy. It provided warmth early, but even better, later when not needed for warmth, served as subterfuge as I wrapped it around my face like TE Lawrence of Arabia. I successfully avoided several people whom, rather than didn't want to talk to, just couldn't be arsed. You know what I'm talking about. They ran some of men's and all the rest of the women's at the spot called 'Guardians'. Which as well as being 'Goalkeeper' in French is also the newspaper of choice of champagne socialist liberal media elite of Great Britain. The Guardian loses £2million/week. That's more than Surf Europe. Tyler Wright won the women's and won well. The best news of all is that Courtney Conlogue made the final, which is totally awesome. Because of her heartwarming injury comeback narrative, you ask? Sure, kinda. But also because one of her sponsors, Swatch, wanted me to write a press release about it. And the Swiss pay the big bucks, thanks very much. I did that before I did this, obviously. You guys are getting Swatch's sloppy seconds. Without meaning to sound like a total dick, I had a 'meeting' scheduled at the event today. That's why I went. I got there during the women's semis. The surf was totally pumping, like really, really good. Up and down low folk were getting crazy long pits. It was all too much, I messaged my meeting saying 'something's come up', promising to return in two hours. I jogged to my car, to go surf. I drove to the spot, which is a wee bit out of the way. I'll spare you the details but anyway, it was good. Really, really good. But more crowded than one is accustomed to. There is no real car park, it's a park and walk. And while only a short walk, some folk still chance it by driving along the walking path. Woooopsy. Anyhows, a man some thirty paces behind me, on the walk back out, was cross. He'd not had a very good session. He was not happy about the crowd. He was not happy about anything at all, it would appear. At one stage, a car, a car with Spanish number plates was parked beside the path. Someone had written 'AQUI NON' in the windshield dirt. I marched on, listening to the muted yet pleasant afternoon birdsong when an almighty thud punctuated the avian chorus. I stopped and turned around to see the angry man hammering the bonnet of the Spanish plated car with a massive fallen tree brach. He was laying in to with the kind ferocity that seemed at odds with the tranquility and verdure of our surrounds. It was not like when Basil Fawlty hit his Mini for not starting. Nothing like it. Physical comedy it was not. It turned out that the car was the rental of none other than Dane Reynolds, Earth's other best surfer (you may recall I referred to John John as that in the last post). I sure hope Dane ticked the full liability waiver box and coughed the extra 14 euros/day. Because while our angry man did very little of note in the surf, he caused some serious fucking damage to the bonnet of that VW. Just as I arrived back at Guardians the event got called off. I'd missed the entire final... But! I'd had an email from Swatch! ]]> TODAY AT THE QUIKSILVER PRO FRANCE http://surfeuropemag.com/videos/today-quiksilver-pro-france.html http://surfeuropemag.com/?p=37937 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 20:05:34 +0000 Paul Evans Screen Shot 2014-09-26 at 20.50.53 Wilko (portly, ponytail) drops in while Kelly (bald, trim) does an air!  This is because Wilko had 'priority'. Now, if that doesn't just thrill the shit out of you on so many levels, then you are not a fun person. And you and I will never be friends. Today at the Quiksilver Pro France, stuff happened. Thrilling, fascinating, compelling, edge-of-your-seat stuff. The thing is, I wasn't there. When I got to the end of my road, instead of turning left to Estagnots, I turned right for the A63 autoroute south. To San Sebastian, Spain. To my date with Orlando Bloom. More of that in a bit. Here's the highlights 'reel'. In brief: It started off clean and glassy, but chilly. Commentators talked a lot about the tide, very possibly in the 19th century unit of feet. Sun was out. Gabriel Medina thanked God, probably, in his post heat pow-wow. That's an interesting take on the Hebrew God of the Old Testament/interventionist debate. For Gabs, God could've been trying to free the Nigerian school girls or saving Yazidi 3-year-olds from being thrown in mass graves. But no, God was a bit busy for all that, making sure Gabs got more points than Tiago or Dane, obviously. Anyway, surf was fun as shit for you or I to go for an actual surf, but kinda not that much of a spectacle for jaded 38-year-olds such as myself to actually watch. I mean, when the QPF is held at kegging Graviere, as a spectacle, it's totally fucking rad. As good as any venue on tour to watch, bar Chopes and Pipe. But when it's just dudes going along waves in Seignosse it's kinda, how can I put it... missable. I like it when you don't know if they are going to make the take off. If you know they are going to make the take off, it does all seem kind of... futile.   The main news was that John John Florence, Earth's best surfer, wore shorts. It seems like he is the only one out of the whole tour who is taking this shit seriously. The only one who actually gets it, who realises the gravity of the situation. I mean, kids are watching, for fuck's sake. Julian Wilson, meanwhile, in the very same heat, shamelessly wore a spring suit. Yep, short arms, short legs. That one. Just typing that sentence has me coming out in hives. Unbelievably, God let him go through! God either switched his line of sight back to saving the Yazidi momentarily (before CJ's heat, presumably), or clearly doesn't have a fucking clue about proper neoprene shred attire etiquette. Meanwhile, almost everyone else wore full suits. Pussies. Around about the time the wind came up, I was getting ready to shake hands with Orlando (maybe even hug, if his security detail was light) in the outdoor museum of sculptor Eduardo Chillida. Not just shake hands/hug, but chat. Like me ask questions, him answer. That kind of thing. I was tasked with doing an interview with the cast and crew of 'Greasy Hands Preachers', a docu-flick about custom motorbikes. Anyway, I did the interview with the cast, the directors, but alas, no Orlando. Orlando stood me up. Dave Rasta did the exact same thing to me last year at the same Film Festival, the no show. From stood up by Rasta to stood up by Orlando in just 12 short months. I, it seems, am seriously moving up in the world.     ]]>