Photo: Christie

Leon is German, but that doesn’t mean he’s not funny… he’s a right regular giggle! Here’s what he thinks about…

Dirndl / Lederhosen: Lederhosen I guess, I don’t have the boobs to fill a dirndl.
Marlon / Nicolaus: Nic, I like his surfing. He’s good in barrels, has power and can do sick airs.
Mick/Joel: Joel, insane power surfing. Best I’ve ever seen at Trestles.
Kuntz / Klinsman: Soccer gives you big legs. 
Air / Cutback: Definitely air… cutbacks are boring, but somebody told me ‘if you can do a perfect cutback, you can surf any wave…’
Indo / Hawaii: Indo, perfect waves everywhere.
Tits / Ass: Hahah I like the ASS, there is nothing to explain about an ass.
Pipe / Teahupoo: Teahupoo, ‘cause the wave is so clean and hollow.
Quad / Thruster:  Thruster you can get more vertical and get those fins out.
BMW / Mercedes Benz: Mercedez Benz, more styling.
Shalom / Salaam: Shalaam! Let’s make peace!
Rice / Beans: Beans, give you better nutrition.
Chicken / Fish: Chicken, you can do a better variety of sauces…
Ugly / Fat: Ugly, I would prefer ugly. Like they say in German: ‘Put a flag over it and do it for your country.’
Book / iPad: iPad, I can read and connect to the Internet.
Vinyl / mp3: mp3, I don’t know what vinyl is so mp3.
Boogieboard / SUP: Boogieboard, it’s really fun.
Chess / Backgammon: Chess, it’s more of a brain game.
Hasselhoff / The Scorpions: I don’t really know either but I heard that Hasselhoff has this clip of himself on youtube where he’s really drunk…
Bach / Beethoven: Bach, he produced 20 kids. What a machine!
Dog / Cat: Dogs, except chiwawas, they are so annoying.
Brazilian / Hollywood: Brazilian in Hollywood.
Art / Science: Art, I like to draw.
Tow / Paddle: I don’t have the muscle power to paddle into huge waves.
Youporn / Redtube: Red Tube hahaha hope my mum doesn’t read this.