Smoother than orange juice sans pulpe, and fruitier too, with a touch lighter than a feather floating on the breeze — it’s the willowy, long-locked, loose-limbed gazelle of your dreams, Craig Anderson, gliding effortlessly through the air, sipping on a cold beer and talking to Skuff TV about life on the road as a professional free surfer. He’s been working for the last year or so on his part for Kai Neville’s new film Cluster, which will be premiering around Europe this weekend. Not blessed with the knock-kneed elegance and good looks to make Ando’s career path work for you? Fear not, here are seven alternative surf-friendly jobs which don’t require super-human wave-riding ability.